If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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