How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home