im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??