He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.