Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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