Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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