my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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