i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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