I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Is that strawberry winking at me??
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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