I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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