They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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