I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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