THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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