i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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