i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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