You really coming over, don't trick.
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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i need some magic done to my vagina
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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