This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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