morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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