she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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