This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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