So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Jerry, you need to find god
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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