im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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