Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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