I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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