What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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