I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
what the fuck happened to the tacos
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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