What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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