can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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