I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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