mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Randomize
