That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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