Don't EVER smell your tampon
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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