I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
should my penis look like a turkey
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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