then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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