i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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