okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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