you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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