Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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