we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so explain again why im purple
no
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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