I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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