I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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