Who wears a wallet chain?!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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