Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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