best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
They took my balls.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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