We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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