You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
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Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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