these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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