dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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