this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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