The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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