Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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