What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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