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He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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