Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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