Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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